samsung: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack user: what the fuck. im buying a phone from sony sony: Hey we uhh.. (spins wheel) we’re all LaVeyan satanists user: thats so edgy. thats horrible. youre all 15 year olds. im buying a phone from some little known chinese brand little known chinese brand: Hey heres cutting edge components put into a $350 phone user: comprehensible. have a nice day
buying a phone with iOS on it
apple: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack user: your dick is so big and huge and tastes so good….. apple: we replaced the back with an abacus. if you drop the phone you die user: that’s so sexy. no other company does that
FYI: As of 2018, pharmacies in Oregon, Washington, California, Maryland, New Mexico, Hawaii, Ohio, and Tennessee can write birth control prescriptions for the pill, the patch, the ring, and more recently, the depot injection. The prescription is usually for an entire year of birth control. More states are expanding this policy every year, so check if your state is covered.
The prescriptions are covered by insurance like any other prescription (or can be paid cash), you don’t need an appointment, and it doesn’t go through your medical insurance (if you have it). There’s usually a consultation fee between $25 and $50; this fee is NOT yet covered by insurance but it’s only once a year. Check with the individual pharmacy for their fee.
literally no movie or television show is made any better by including a rape scene. They are completely unnecessary and the cheapest form of shock
like how annoying is it to go into a movie having to wonder “am i going to have to leave the theater for 10 mins at some point because some idiot decided they needed to show a woman being brutally violated”
I relate to Taako in many ways but “Do you remember about 70 years ago I just stopped learning math” is possibly the most relatable thing he’s ever said
Rob mchelleney after getting yelled at by teen lesbians online for having Mac go back into the closet post-the gang goes to hell: fear not fellow Americans for I have been Reeducated
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