There is no such thing as “too fat”.

There is no weight limit on being a person.

It’s ok to be fat!

eldritch-toast:

alignment based on sleepwear, tag urself

unlimitedgoats:

Friends, tell me of ships you hate.

The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

Hey?

FUCK MOSQUITOS

mobsterliker:

mobsterliker:

Tumblr users “stop reblogging c/atsuggest” challenge

PLEASE & read here for more info

heres your sporadic reminder that catsuggest is a fucking transphobe and that im probably not alone in wanting to never see that blog again for the rest of my life

porko-rosso:

adahling:

John Wojtowicz & Elizabeth Eden

John Wojtowicz famously robbed a bank to pay for Liz’s sex reassignment surgery, which inspired the film Dog Day Afternoon (1975). Wojtowicz was sentenced to twenty years in prison, but served six. Using the money from the film, Liz was able to pay for her sex change.

brainstatic:

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

graceebooks:

graceebooks:

btw ik vibes aren’t for everyone like that used to be me but just fyi trojan sells literally ~$10-25 vibrators now, ranging from a bullet to a large internal vibe… i have the little lelo mia-esque one which cost only $15 and has six different modes including super soft and like random intensity switching – they have them at target next to the condoms

and if your target has self checkout you can go buy one today without having to interact with anyone about it