buying a phone with android on it
samsung: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack
user: what the fuck. im buying a phone from sony
sony: Hey we uhh.. (spins wheel) we’re all LaVeyan satanists
user: thats so edgy. thats horrible. youre all 15 year olds. im buying a phone from some little known chinese brand
little known chinese brand: Hey heres cutting edge components put into a $350 phone
user: comprehensible. have a nice daybuying a phone with iOS on it
apple: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack
user: your dick is so big and huge and tastes so good…..
apple: we replaced the back with an abacus. if you drop the phone you die
user: that’s so sexy. no other company does that
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