bongdanceking

shetattoospeace:

ed-double-d-n-eddy:

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

Well what else are you supposed to do

What is a ‘heart nut’?

thexfiles:

when you nut but like in your heart

describe how you sex with one meme

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

venusisfortransbians:

Hey NYT 🤔

mirrored-ivy:

…you know 😉

kimpossibooty:

kimpossibooty:

Today in class we were asked to write personal statements for college applications and I found out I shouldn’t write anything after having an energy drink

So everyone kept asking and today I got my grade and she called it “brash” but gave me an A+

roseseafoam:

bobavader:

bobavader:

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers