Magneto: I’m proud to identify as liberalsexual. I’m attracted to liberals and liberals exclusively. Charles once said to me “I support mutant rights not mutant wrongs” and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Charles: if we defend ourselves against the people who are trying to kill us, doesn’t that make us just as bad? 🤔
Magneto, already taking his clothes off: Charles you are so fucking stupid
me: idk jeff…i thought i really kinned with him you know…
jeff goldblum: sure i do. but sometimes we dont kin with a person, we kin with the, a, a, a, idea of a person. now think hard: did you kin with him, or did you just project? (pats me on the back with an unopened tootsie roll as i burst into tears)
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