heres your sporadic reminder that catsuggest is a fucking transphobe and that im probably not alone in wanting to never see that blog again for the rest of my life
John Wojtowicz famously robbed a bank to pay for Liz’s sex reassignment surgery, which inspired the film Dog Day Afternoon (1975). Wojtowicz was sentenced to twenty years in prison, but served six. Using the money from the film, Liz was able to pay for her sex change.
Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?
btw ik vibes aren’t for everyone like that used to be me but just fyi trojan sells literally ~$10-25 vibrators now, ranging from a bullet to a large internal vibe… i have the little lelo mia-esque one which cost only $15 and has six different modes including super soft and like random intensity switching – they have them at target next to the condoms
and if your target has self checkout you can go buy one today without having to interact with anyone about it
samsung: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack user: what the fuck. im buying a phone from sony sony: Hey we uhh.. (spins wheel) we’re all LaVeyan satanists user: thats so edgy. thats horrible. youre all 15 year olds. im buying a phone from some little known chinese brand little known chinese brand: Hey heres cutting edge components put into a $350 phone user: comprehensible. have a nice day
buying a phone with iOS on it
apple: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack user: your dick is so big and huge and tastes so good….. apple: we replaced the back with an abacus. if you drop the phone you die user: that’s so sexy. no other company does that
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