thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe
loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster
the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah
STEAM, Sony, and Microsoft Sales: Get these 15 AAA titles for $3 and all the DLC for 50¢.
Nintendo Sale: This four year old Mario Party game is $55.99 (plus shipping) instead of $59.99 now. You also get this $10 3DS theme for FREE if you spend $250 or more.
sony, microsoft: yeah dont pirate or hack our games we’ll probably ban you from cod or something
nintendo:[clutching podium, sweating, crying with rage] if you acknowledge that emulation or project m exist we will put you inside mr. fils-aimé’s mouth and he will swallow you