September 2018 – Page 142

interstellarvagabond:

jomjjeoro:

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

castlevania:

ʇɐq ɐ ɯ,ᴉ ‘ʎǝqɐq ‘ʇɐq ɐ ɯ,ᴉ oɥooɥoɥ ǝɥǝɥǝɥ

theglowpt2:

cunninggoddess:

theglowpt2:

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

remy didn’t hate his dad, they had a cultural gap because remy was being raised in a new world where things could be done differently and remy’s dad had tried those avenues and failed… he was only trying to protect his son. remy understood that even if he didn’t obey, and he wouldn’t blame his father for trying to do what was best for everyone. hate is a strong word and i implore you not to put it in the mouths of others. y’all projectin

top vs bottom

gothettes:

aries mars: the most dominant top there is

taurus mars: powerless bottom

gemini mars: say they’re vers but they’re probably bottoms now lets be real

cancer mars: bottom, will probably cry during sex idk

leo mars: bottom but they like to think they’re tops so dont ruin it for them

virgo mars: bottoms!!!!! probably love to suck dick bc they want to make the other person feel good

libra mars: bottoms but they loveee spreading lies convincing everyone they’re tops when they’re not. facts only

scorpio mars: depends?? theyre either REALLY submissive or REALLY dominant theres no inbetween w them

sagittarius mars: bottoms that disguise themselves as a top

capricorn mars: a top in life but a bottom in bed

aquarius mars: sluttiest vers. will probably spank or some weird shit like that but for some reason they find it really hot

pisces mars: bottom, probably fuck while listening to lana del rey idk

harrysimpact:

Harry for Gucci (2018)

gretagaywig:

nicollekidman:

Q: What’s the most prized T-shirt in your collection?
A: [Friend and New Moon star] Kristen [Stewart] and I share a lot of clothes, so I wear a lot of Joan Jett shirts.

edward really was cucked in real life AND in the story….

capacity:

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

principles:

gayreinhardt:

bojack horseman/charlie the unicorn parallels

rontieremodeled:

My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them.

theredpelican:

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything