Audio – bongdanceking

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fleshosphere:

Mother Mother – “Reaper Man”

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originalindigogirl:

Shit fucking bangs but it makes me feel like I’m already dead

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keiralesbian:

and i know no one will save me
i just need someone to kiss
give me one good honest kiss
and i’ll be alright

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prettypinkdork:

keplercryptids:

Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?

Griffin: Yeah, yeah.

Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]

Griffin: But I wanna hear it!

Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!

Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?

Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?

[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]

Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.

Griffin: [bursts into laughter]

I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom

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thetomska:

gamestressor:

tomatomagica:

[original post]

This is exactly what I expected it to be

fucking told y’all

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lord-tachanka-official:

@gudakko

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joodero:

lescretia:

i haven’t seen this bit anywhere else so i thought i’d bestow upon yall the sweetest thing to happen on mbmbam

griffin: not again-

justin: do you know, like- how different my life is, now that i have a child on the way, verses then? at that exa- (there’s a sound on justin’s end, he jumps) JESUS CHRIST, my wife snuck up behind me and it scared the shit out of me.

travis: (laughing loudly)

justin: (laughing) i wasn’t talking about you, i was talking about something else! it’s okay. hi. alright, bye sweetheart.

travis: good radio.

griffin: what just happened?

justin: (laughing) sydnee literally snuck up behind me and scared- it’s okay, we’ll edit this part out.

griffin: that was a nice moment. i’m gonna leave that in, that was a nice moment.

justin: i love it. (sydnee comes in) sweetheart, i’m v-very frightful-

sydnee: you were talking about how much your life has changed-

justin: yes. oh, thank you, that’s right!

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mabonnedame-blog:

Liz Phair | Fuck and Run

“What ever happened to a boyfriend? The kind of guy who makes love ‘cause he’s in it..”

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travislesbian:

human-merelybeing:

saintalia:

one dragon’s cool, you know what’s cooler? a billion dragons.

griffin mcelroy: One dragon’s cool! You know what’s cooler? A billion dragons.

justin mcelroy: [dubious, somewhat horrified laughter]

griffin mcelroy: Let’s go! AAHHHAHAHA AHHH HA AHHHH HAHAAAA HAAAAA UHH UHH UHH UHHH! OH, OH GOD, oh God what have I done, OHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH NO NO, OH JESUS, GOD, NO –

[ID: a tumblr post saying, “that bit in the skyrim monster factory where griffin spawns a million dragons and then spends the next 30 seconds just screaming is a mood” /end ID]