the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
do you need to talk
i wish i was a croissant
Tag: yeah
in this essay i won’t
Family dinner where everyone’s arguing but it’s because they’re all different kinds of communists
Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.
what’s spicy earth?
lava
Legiteritally nobody actually cares so u gotta move on.. help mom clean the house… eat the rest of the salt and vinegar chips
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week
Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude
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