t:r – bongdanceking

thotki:

thotki:

if you make the grandmaster super wealthy and like, refined in your human au fuck you… make him the proprietor of one of those weird touristy rural floridian gas stations where they sell unlicensed disney merch, scammy “discount” disney park pass vacation bundles with payment plans, alligator purses, live alligators, airbrush t shirts, and questionable beachy souvenirs like baby sharks preserved in jars of goo… lokis on a solo road trip, his car breaks down and it’s so hot so he decides to wait for the tow truck in the gas station he passed about a mile back and the manager starts hitting on him and it becomes like a cheesy black comedy porno

i FORGOT the absolutely CRUCIAL detail that after his walk loki is REALLY sunburned

toomanylokifeels:

shaylogic:

shaylogic:

Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue

Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father

Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?

Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course

Thor: *scrapes elbow* dad, i’m royalty, too, right? Why’s my blood red?

Odin, sweating bullets: you’re adopted

Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.

bisexuael:

happy anniversary to the most important movie in cinematic history

asgardodinsons:

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

madejsbian:

peterssquill:

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster

the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah