Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom
i haven’t seen this bit anywhere else so i thought i’d bestow upon yall the sweetest thing to happen on mbmbam
griffin: not again-
justin: do you know, like- how different my life is, now that i have a child on the way, verses then? at that exa- (there’s a sound on justin’s end, he jumps) JESUS CHRIST, my wife snuck up behind me and it scared the shit out of me.
travis: (laughing loudly)
justin: (laughing) i wasn’t talking about you, i was talking about something else! it’s okay. hi. alright, bye sweetheart.
travis: good radio.
griffin: what just happened?
justin: (laughing) sydnee literally snuck up behind me and scared- it’s okay, we’ll edit this part out.
griffin: that was a nice moment. i’m gonna leave that in, that was a nice moment.
justin: i love it. (sydnee comes in) sweetheart, i’m v-very frightful-
sydnee: you were talking about how much your life has changed-
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