Tag: the dream team
just watched chris str8 up fuckin murder kelly for fun
*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit
*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?
*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?
* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.
*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y’all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…
When u squad, but candles 🎃🔥
Birthday
[instrumental chorus of “We Like to Party” (the Six Flags song) plays in the foreground]
masculine voice, seven seconds in: “You’re all animals.”
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