ernie: [posting on twitter] love my rubber duckie! #nationalbestfriendsday
bert: listen if you don’t love me anymore there’s nothing stopping you from leaving but I’d like it if you could be honest with me about your feelings because I can’t live like this
ernie: sweetheart I love you more than anyone in the entire world has ever loved another puppet, you’re my everything, how could you say that
bert: [crying] you posted that your rubber duckie was your best friend
ernie: bert you’re my husband
bert: you don’t mean that
ernie: I mean we are literally married
bert: do you love me more than your rubber duckie
ernie: yes bert I love you more than my rubber duckie. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings
bert: it’s okay sorry I overreacted
ernie: no I see now why you reacted that way but you know how much I love you right?
bert: yeah. I love you too
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