popular opinion holds that all vegans are edgelords but have you ever met someone who eats meat when confronted with anything remotely vegetarian-adjacent? bc those are the real edgelords
I would NEVER eat something vegan. I have NEVER eaten a vegetable on its own in my ENTIRE LIFE. I came out of the WOMB holding TWO BARBECUE RIBS in EACH OF MY TINY LITTLE BABY FISTS. I will eat TWO HAMBURGERS for every ONE that you don’t eat. oh you cooked that? well it looks DISGUSTING. I’m not rude I’m just being HONEST. hey look at this MEAT that I’m gonna shove in your FACE, I hope it doesn’t OFFEND you. everyone’s invited over to my house for my COOKOUT and yes I will be making MEAT… if you’re going to bring a veggie burger you might as well just go HOME. none of that PUSSY FROU-FROU SHIT. I’m a MAN. HRRRRRGHGHGHHRRRUUU
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