he’s literally gross john he showers like 50% of days and owns like maybe five expensive shirts. he lives in a shithole and subsists on ice cream and fries.
meanwhile, john: what a posh boy. what an absolute dream bottom. what a fancy lad in his fancy clothes and his fancy dressing gowns. he’s so pretty why would he ever go for a bit of rough like me 😦
John’s so stupid. Sherlock is gross he just needs to be topped bro.
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