sherlocksmolmes:

theneckstroke:

graceebooks:

he’s literally gross john he showers like 50% of days and owns like maybe five expensive shirts. he lives in a shithole and subsists on ice cream and fries.

meanwhile, john: what a posh boy. what an absolute dream bottom. what a fancy lad in his fancy clothes and his fancy dressing gowns. he’s so pretty why would he ever go for a bit of rough like me 😦

John’s so stupid. Sherlock is gross he just needs to be topped bro.

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_p3szy1XzD11us55koo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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theweefreewomen:

nightvalian-dragon:

This will never not fuck me up

[transcript from a WTNV episode:

Carlos: I do not know long it will take me to pursuit this knowledge. But, I don know two things.

Cecil: What is that?

Carlos: I love you.

Cecil: I love you too. What’s the other thing?

Carlos: You just said it.]

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