matt: im a blind catholic lawyer by day vigilante by night coping with my childhood trauma, adulthood trauma, debilitating mental illnesses, and repressed homosexuality by punching people into comas while im dressed as the devil, a costume that was originally made from my murdered father’s boxer’s robes. also im a serial dater a compulsive liar and one time i pretended to be my own twin brother for way longer than anyone should have let me. i might have murdered someone on my way here but who can never be sure. amen
bongdanceking 