elon musk hate blog – bongdanceking

i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock

theocseason4:

killin-the-machine:

genuine-blogging:

“Elon’s Musk”

I can’t say I’ve ever viscerally hated another person before but now I’m quite confident

lesbianchrispine:

i know jeff bezos is by far the worst offender in an objective and technical sense but when we behead & eat the rich can we please do elon musk first

dingdongyouarewrong:

elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

theysbian:

snarthurt:

everything about whats been happening to elon musk has been getting increasingly and exponentially funnier and i only wonder what the crescendo will be

Honestly my money’s on autoerotic asphyxiation.