Just had all in all the most wholesome and pure experience I’ve ever had with another car, while out with the dream team

Soo we pulled up next to a car who’s front passenger window was rolled down and a girl in the front seat called out to our car just as we pulled up to a red light. We waved back and forth with them but meanwhile we were in our car like “do we kno them?!?!”

Finally, Kelly rolled down her window (brave girl) and the girl with her window down called out “i hope you have a great week!!!”

The light turned green and as they began to speed away she called out:

“let’s👏get👏this👏 bread👏together!!!”

☀☁☔🌈

Very pleased with mother nature’s gift to Houston of days on end of bright sunny skies and scattered showers. My essence can be described by rain in the sunlight, huge fluffy grey clouds, expanses of blue sky, and fading rainbows impressed across the sky, I’m thriving

the best part of getting my window open, now weeks later, is getting to discover that deep down inside i have always been that old dude that sits on his porch and watches the neighborhood. he minds his own business and never snitches but you just fuckin know he knows everything that goes down and never says a word

Floofy boy! 🌑✨

(He/him)

im attracted to men but also,

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Gonna be rebloging some music posts so i can tag them! Sorry for the spam but enjoy the tunes!

When the weed is daaaannnk but tastes bad:

Me: *doesn’t feel good*

Brain & capitalism: what if you…. Bot somethin’?

Me: hrmm

Inner Leo: what if you bot somethin’… Cute?

Meundies: *already open, cart loaded, address & card info entered*

Me: hnggg, fine, fuck it!

‘ve used the phrase “id’d” so often recently i just straight up forgot the word “identified” even fucking existed lkjhgfdoq;3ei does this mean linguistically we can count internet and text lingo as a second language?

I in no way have a good or witty response to this, youre just so right and hilarious, I’ll never skate that strong