My window as I arrive home every night:
Me: !! There he is!!!
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The first time i ever knew what it was like to be high was 3 full years before i ever smoked pot, sat in a live rocky horror picture show performance truly and utterly confused. I felt fuzzy and I was having the weirdest best time, nothing made any fucking sense. I even remember saying as i was leaving ‘this must be what it’s like to be high’
After that i had to smoke pot 6 times before i ever actually got high and found out I was totally right
On the one hand im real sick of the good place s2 tryna make everyone het but on the other hand this mix of green light is poppin!!
Just remembered ‘the name of this book is secret’ series and desperately need one of u to confirm it was real and I did not fever dream every single one of those plot points and also meeting the author
Every time I see that dumb Sherlock charger port post I get unreasonably angry. Im sorry you a little tired fucking up your charger port is not gonna leave Gashes in it the same way an alcoholic with little to no motorskills is gonna jam it determined into the wrong fucking place with all the force in the world (drunk strength) every time they plug their phone in cause they’re always drunk. Like, chill out its not that deep, its not the world greatest fuck up or lazy writing just like think about it for a second
Love the concept of honeymoons like,,, absolutely let’s spend a week doing nothing but fucking and relaxing in a truly beautiful place after declaring our true love and promising to spend the rest of our lives together in front of everyone we hold dear
Gonna get into music producing just so I can mix a song entitled ‘witching hour’ that actually feels and sounds like that vibe
19 fucking years old but still incapable of showering without getting soap in my eyes at least every 3rd time!
and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld
Hey op? Accept the truth, she’s pegging him
Fuck! Need to stop doing all my post civil war history hw all at once, all in the morning
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