You joke but I accidently detached a sole from a pair of Like 15$ leather boots and I have some Old As Fuck vans that could be sacrificed just to say I did…

Absolutely got it in one! like, prep skater boy is what i called it but athletic biker is just as on point. I think im just imagining different shoes llakdjfkg

Im bi and twink masc. This means I deserve my state sanctioned Adidas jacket i wear over nothing, zipped up halfway, sleeves scrunched up to my elbows. I expect to receive notification of its shipping shortly!

“Thank Travis for Travis” oh travis big fucking kin bud

Please dear god someone help me find that video or audio where one of the mcelroy brothers asks Clint mcelroy what the best music for sexy time is!! Please someone help its driving me crazy

I drank 6 bottles of water today!!! eat that world what a fucking accomplishment!

Anybody ever 100% awake and suddenly have that feeling of falling you get when you’re just starting to nod off? Yeah, fuck that.

I do think the almost 40 times in a row i listened to three days grace one x album on the floor of my middle school best friends room in a little more than 24 hour period does offer some insight into my whole like Thing goin on alkdjfjglhl

Sometimes the manliest thing u can do is be femme!!!

@therapist office call me the fuck back so I can finally pay someone to listen to me talk for a full hour about whatever I want and i know they’ll be honest with me and call my shit!! That’s like! The dream!