Accidentally knocking the kung-fu off of Ryan’s house and having to spend 20 minutes to fix it
“What does this button do again?” “NONONONO”
A creeper ending up blowing Achievement City up regardless
It being inevitable that Geoff’s house gets flooded when someone pushes the wrong button during most of the episodes
That time when they built everything for their minecraft let’s plays in the same world, so during 99% of the episodes at some point they have to blur the screen because someone found something for an episode that they havent done yet
Periodically going into Gavin’s trophy room of victory in order to shame him
Messing with Ryan’s various animals
Nobody knows where anything is despite being in the same world for several years
Jack’s house burning down
“Wait, is auto save on???” “…yes, why?” “Oh, fuck”
Aries: “It can’t be that bad of a decision if I don’t end up on fire”
Taurus: “I’ve calculated this to plan, everything should go exactly right unless somebody else interferes and ruins it”
Gemini: “I am good at making decisions, I make countless a day…I can always just change my mind back”
Cancer: “What would my dead ancestors think of this??”
Leo: “I trust my instincts over anybody else – including myself”
Virgo: “My brain’s risk assessment program has concluded a 2% of success and 98% chance of disaster but you can expect better odds than that in life”
Libra: Libra: “I need to make a decision” Brain: “Okay” Libra: “What one do I choose?” Brain: *plays memory box cinematic masterpiece of every bad, humiliating, or unfortunate choice she has ever made in her life* Libra: “Okay”
Scorpio: “If I am wrong then I will sit here and wait for the whole universe to converge and prove it to me”
Sagittarius: “Its 5 o’clock somewhere….”
Capricorn: “Have I really calculated and planned for every variable? What am I missing? Plan for the worst, hope for the best. Will this have a long term implication on my future or career?”
Aquarius: “How will this decision change the course of my future? The earth’s future? The universe? The sun? The galaxy? Time and space and eternity… how….?”
Pisces: “Will anybody be hurt? Will everybody understand why I made this choice?… wait … what was I deciding about again..”
pro-tip for trans allies: never ask a trans person what their dead (birth) name is! they changed it for a reason, and hearing that name can be extremely triggering. and if you happen to know it, do not go around telling everyone what it is! their name may be something they’re trying very hard to forget about, or they want to start fresh as the identity they truly are.
leos and people with lots of solar activity in the natal chart get told in many different ways to ‘tone it down’ and that they are ‘too much’ but they have to be too much, the self has to burst out from the inside and bloom the world, they have to be ‘too much’ for all those people that are not enough, for all those people that only rattle skin and bone
Just a quick message of love to my fellow Native Americans who either mourn on Thanksgiving or who skip over the holiday entirely: you are so fucking valid and however you tackle this holiday–whether it is with anger, grief, or outright denial that it counts as a holiday at all–just know that you have the right to do so. Don’t let colonizers try to guilt you into celebrating a holiday you aren’t ready to or don’t want to reclaim.
south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible
thanks dumbshit
im not having a discussion with you im ridiculing you
my favorite thing is when people show up on a post to prove its point without even needing to be asked
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