bongdanceking

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1. are you currently crushing on someone?

lakdfashfdkjadk, yeah actually i big like @gayforestfaye, they’re so sweet and funny and pretty. pay attention to her, she’s a leo moon ldkajkfa. I also have like 3 dating apps installed so i can get my government required dose of being flirted with.

3. have you ever been in a long term relationship?

Depends what qualifies, but i think I’ve been in a few. i’m pretty sure the longest one i’ve been in was my first relationship with a girl while i was in highschool and it lasted about 6 months before she cheated on me ://. the last relationship i got out of was also ‘long term’ but it only lasted 5 months.

4. have you ever been asked out?

Yes?? im cute? ofc akldjfklda. But also like, notably fewer times than /i’ve/ asked someone out.

5. have you ever asked someone out?

Absolutely, i don’t believe in keeping feelings secret so i’ve asked near everyone i’ve had a crush on out, doesn’t mean it worked out tho! dkfakdfjal

25. if you could date a celebrity, who would it be?

Any?? celebrity? honestly no clue… So many options. baby me is screaming from inside me like ‘jake gyllenhaal’ and like,, he’s not wrong is he?

Pwease Interact!

frogmp3:

bangurz:

me: h-

blonde republican women:

The Dad Tax

catchymemes:

lovelysuggestions:

we are a generation of sleepy lovers, of big-hearted rebels, of tired fighters. we are a generation worn out, but unwilling to back down.

motiya:

I hope the universe blesses you with a moment of peace this week. You’re doing the right thing, and you’re going to be okay.

plantoverlords:

probably my favorite thing about witchcraft is how diy it is. like, I used to be catholic and it was like “this has power because it was anointed by a priest” and witchcraft is like “fuck that. anoint it yourself. you have all the power of the universe in your little hands” and I love it.

random-ferret:

meme-constructor:

Jesse did nothing wrong

This one’s great. Which Jesse? Pinkman? McCree? Team Rocket? They all fit, and none of them have ever done anything wrong except for the armed robbery every single one of them has definitely committed.

womanbecomescow:

queenrinacat:

womanbecomescow:

a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

margot robbie apparently got a herniated disc in her neck during training for this role, but didn’t notice until a week into shooting when her arms started going numb??? margot robbie also practically became a fucking gymnast for the role of harley quinn, doing the scene where she runs up the sides and ceiling of an elevator in heels on her own without a harness.

the academy awards: