First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.
Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL
NEWS PIG
We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”
I chuckling so hard rn
that is too much ears

Bewitching 🔮✨(he/him)
Accents 101
So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!
General Accent Tips
- How To Learn Any Accent (1)
- How To Learn Any Accent (2)
- How To Do 12 Different Accents
US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences
One Woman, 17 British Accents
- How To Lose Your Native Accent
- How To Learn A Different Accent
- Fun Tour of American Accents
Scottish
- Scottish In Under 2 Minutes
- How to Speak With A Scottish Accent
- HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT
- Speaking Scottish 101
- Scottish Slang
Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang
- Scottish Insults
English or “British”
- How To Do A British Accent
- 3 Ways to Sound More British
- HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)
- HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)
- HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)
Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang
French
- How To Speak With A French Accent
How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES
Tips on how to do a French Accent
French Accent Tip
Irish
- How to do an Irish Accent
How To Do An Irish Accent
How To Do An Irish Accent
Guide to Irish Accents
How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES
Russian
- How To Speak With A Russian Accent
How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training
How to speak with a Russian Accent
How Russians Speak English
How To Do A Russian Accent
German
- How To Have A German Accent
How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?
Get the Perfect German ACCENT
Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!
How To Do A German Accent
5 Steps to a perfect German Accent
Canadian
I don’t usually do reblogs but this may come in handy for some of you.
Disclaimer: using accents is NEVER required, but it can add a bit of fun! Don’t feel pressured to adopt one if you aren’t comfy with it!
This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
This is why we download.
Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks
Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive.
not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend
REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form.
friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon
Will reblog every time I see it.
what’s disgusting to me about the professor pushing for that is
-they’re probably getting most of the profit since it’s their book
-since it’s digital they can probably make some minuscule change or grammar edit every year, re-upload it, and push for people to use it.
-digital copies can’t be returned to the college bookstore to get some money back/give the next year students a cheaper cost
-there is literally no production cost since it’s digital it’s all copyright and willy nilly fees at that point. why the fuck is it $200 they’re already paying to attend your course why do they need to pay you even more for your book you greedy shitstain of a professor.I am of the mind that college and education, in the US at least, is a business first before anything else, and it’s disgusting.
girlies if youre into occult shit witchcraft astrology whatever the fuck.. potions maybe even eating leaves… you’re so hot
Inner Moonlight
aries: the moon can be overwhelmed by the energy and restlessness of aries. moods can be unpredictable and change too quick for comfort
taurus: comfortable because moon exalts in taurus. reinforces security and stability measures, can source the natural creativity of mother goddess
gemini: the moon can feel nervous by gemini’s fluctuation, commanding intellectual activity, and inability to settle. but she can also appreciate the eternal child in gemini
cancer: moon is at home in cancer. sensitivity, psychic activity, dream, and lunar cycle inspired emotional states enhance to the extreme
leo: lunar shadows are absolved by the sunlight in leo, emotions are heartfelt and demonstrated to be validated
virgo: the moon can relish in the concern and service directed toward others that virgo displays. but she can be troubled and anxious by virgo’s critical and systematic intellectualisationlibra: the moon loves libra for its sympathy, desire for unity, aversion to conflict, and freedom to express its sensitivities. moon also enjoys dreaming with the dreamer
scorpio: the moon falls in scorpio and so does the ability to control the mood. scorpio rattles the moon so the emotional state rarely remains still or comfortablesagittarius: the moon can be disturbed by the sign’s lack of urgency to settle, reflect, and conserve. but she can also relish in the internal dream and prophecy of this sign and its search for home on earth in the mother goddess
capricorn: capricorn is the detriment moon, personal conditions and needs are suppressed and sublimated into concern for others and being the stoic support systemaquarius: the moon can tremble in aquarius, she faces difficulty making emotional sounds louder than thoughts and experiencing abrupt and unstable changes
pisces: the moon adores pisces because emotions are a universal experience. she also likes the way pisces is sensitive and psychic with outside emotion-C.
The Wounded Moon
Moon in Aries: Feels ill equipped for the world. A temperamental, abandoned child. There is often a fight for survival, a fanatic charge by a screaming inner child who has been lacerated and left here. Suffers migraines. Coping mechanisms may not be developed, the individual may constantly lapse into the framework of the abandoned or bruised child during times of stress or
heavy emotions.Moon in Taurus: Strongly fears being abandoned, and despite giving an aura of calm, the insides resemble quicksand. Can privately binge, over indulge, and self destruct. Feels easily rundown or catches colds easily. Struggles letting go of anything with their emotional investment. Can be haunted by memories.
Moon in Gemini: Emotions are too confusing and complex to be made sense of. The emotional nature can feel like a personality of its own. It’s hard because the individual just wants somebody to teach them how to feel and what to do. Inner needs change rapidly. The individual neglects their own emotional needs, often invalidating their authenticity
Moon in Cancer: Fears of being left are consuming. The emotional reactivity, fears, and demands of the inner child express the individual’s deep feelings of inadequacy regarding their own sensitivity. The individual leaves claw marks on anybody who tries to leave
Moon in Leo: The devouring needs of the inner child charter relationships. The individual is drawn to the comfort of unconditional love, safety, and validation that was denied as a child. Severely wounded by invalidation, they search for a mother figure everywhere they go. Reacts dramatically, but fails at explaining themselves leaving people unsure of how to help
Moon in Virgo: The temperament is a battlefield and the nervous system is in overdrive. During times of distress, the reflex is to withdraw and martyr themselves. Their agitation can be unpredictable. Emotional distress manifests through physical and digestive changes and lack of wellbeing.
Moon in Libra: Emotional needs are disregarded and ignored. Often the individual feels that their own traumas and experiences are less valid than others. The hollowness inside could swallow the universe. Requires a very close relationship with the mother and becomes severely wounded if this is not actualised.
Moon in Scorpio: Emotional experiences are intense and lonely. The inner child is screaming, self destructing, and demanding answers for its isolated existence. Pelvic cramps with no organic causation. Early betrayals and traumas run into deep ledges of the psyche and can rule the individual’s whole emotional life and responsiveness as an adult.
Moon in Sagittarius: The feeling of being lost can become consuming. This can generate a powerful need to control, or be in control. Feelings of escapism infuse with rage and cause severe reactivity. The individual can struggle managing substance misuse. The moon is sentimental and fixed, the moon wants safety and security and time away to be held and nurtured. Sagittarius desires the opposite. Two conflicting needs collide. There is no safe place.
Moon in Capricorn: Afraid to ask, the individual secretly longs for comfort and guidance. There is a frightened child in the body of a full grown adult. The individual is wounded by their lost childhood. The world feels hostile and unwelcoming, cold and unforgiving.
Moon in Aquarius: Feelings are intense and unforgiving, the individual feels compelled to distance themselves from emotions to restrict them from becoming ultimately consuming. The condition of human existence is devastating. During severe emotional torment, the Lunar Aquarius can experience complete numbness and the sense of exit from their own bodies.
Moon in Pisces: Loneliness is exaggerated here. An emotional compass without any direction, feelings take on a life of their own. All life, love, and suffering is born and dies here. Spiritually insatiable, can devote themselves to any guide, creed, or guru that seems to offer salvation.
-C.


