When lunchtime makes you so happy, you kiss everyone around you.
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I feel SEEN.
In which the spouse and I both realize we’re vindictive southern belles.
If you don’t know how to express your attraction to butch/GNC/trans women without saying “Punch me in the face!” “Murder me!” “Beat me up!” then maybe consider shutting the fuck up.
Black women & brown women, too.
stop weirdly obsessing over and unnecessarily profiling/pathologizing women’s eating choices Challenge 2k18
Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this
Hire this person
Keanu Reeves photographed by Simon Emmett for Esquire Magazine (2016).
MY SUMMER PLANS
let’s glamorize saving money!! let’s romanticize being cheap as shit!! let’s gamify meeting our basic needs and paying down debt!!!
if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
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