sterling-why:

diomdes:

whenever i listen to a glass animals song i feel like i am behind the wheel of a convertible wearing very nice sunglasses and i am going incredibly fast but i am not driving somehow. there’s a neon pink haze over everything and the vague implication that something morally questionable is being done off-camera

This, except I’m also immortal and the demons in my head are wearing sunglasses too.

shegotistical:

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

staff:

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sepulchritude:

sepulchritude:

sepulchritude:

Day 14 of living with my friends: We put orbeez in grape juice

From left to right: orbeez grown in grape juice only, orbeez moved from grape juice to water once we noticed they weren’t going to get any bigger, and orbeez grown in water (control group)

Results: obviously the grape juice ones absorbed the color and didn’t grow to full size, but the half-and-half ones grew bigger than I’ve ever seen orbeez grow. They’re also a little duller in color than normal orbeez

Additional results: they smell like musty grape juice and taste super sour and gross, according to @deathbygummybears. She also says the regular orbeez just “kinda taste like I just put plastic in my mouth, cause I did.”

New challenger approaches

larkandkatydid:

brokeshibe:

howyougetthegorl:

Is there anything more insufferable than hearing commonwealth countries like Canada and the UK make fun of American injustice like the call is coming from inside the house girl

america: deliberately cripples it’s allies economically and politically after the second world war to ensure it remains the only real super power, then proceeds to string said old as well as many new allies along in a series of geopolitical power plays to line it’s own pockets (by which of course we mean a small group of obscenely wealthy oligarchs), destroying the stability of many emerging south american and african nation states as well as ancient middle eastern countries, to which those allies are powerless to stop due to america building a military larger than the next 10 largest combined of which more than half are it’s allies and can only hopelessly watch and try to plead reason with the people to elect a just government

america: finally begins to collapse under the weight of it’s own corruption

people from across the world: WE TOLD YOU SO

some bitch ass white boy from california who has a tumblr:  and tt,hey’re al,,l hypocrittes be,caaus they also;; did baad things buut  just bbeecause tthey,, di..dn’t  spne,ed mostt o,f .the lasstc entuyr glo  ri..fying thoos..e  atrocities and attemptedd too make .amends we’r,,e the bad gusy :’’(((((

Please weep for the innocent Brits who engaged in not one single geopolitical power play in the postwar period, have never even HEARD of the concept of letting a small group of people hoard the nation’s wealth and, to add insult to injury,  cruelly had their economy crippled by the US.  

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