It’s true that god nerfed me with depression, dysphoria, and executive dysfunction to prevent me from growing powerful enough to best him in hand-to-hand combat at age 15 but the joke’s on him because one day I’m going to overcome those and I’m going to kill him for his disrespect
See normally i absolutely would but there are three details changing that. 1) the t.a. is for the lab and the lecture is online so I’ve never met, talked to or even looked at the professor, 2) there is literally one day left in class, 3) this is not in my major and i will never have to see him or anyone in the class basically ever again so im just moving on. I just don’t get cishets y’kno, how do you miss so many flashing signs bud?
honestly just straight up don’t get how my t.a. can look me in my mustache, listen to my deep voice, and call me Greyson all semester but still somehow doesn’t get that I’m not a girl
what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.
i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.
just wanted to say i love you all and that im probably going to be here talking about how gay sherlock holmes and john watson are forever you can’t get rid of me
bongdanceking 