Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom
look we’ve been over and over this and maybe its because ive just ingested a bunch of caffeine but it tickles me SO much that eddie and venom in the movie have absolutely no connection to spiderman whatsoever. the symbiote doesnt know who peter parker even is. he and eddie share NO common goal over which they gradually bond, venom literally just liked eddie so much that he decided to betray his entire yadda yadda yadda but for real its un fucking believable. hes here entirely for shits n giggles. his only life goal is to fuck around forever with eddie, whom he decided was his soulmate not more than a couple of days after meeting him for the very first time
bongdanceking 