I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
jason todd, who grew up in poverty, would absolutely Destroy bruce over tipping. Because for a lot of minimum wage workers, it’s their only source of income! so when Bruce tries to tip a waitress 20$ on a coffee order? think again bitch, make it 50$.
bruce: *tries to tip a waitress 100$ on a 15$ meal
jason: oh so youre stingy now, huh? gonna pay in pocket change next time? there are no ethical billionaires under late capitalism.
bruce, adding another hundred: jason please people are staring
jason: you stingy ass bitch you think youre better than everyone dont you.. you fuckin batbastard
bruce after tipping 1000$ @the dunkin donuts drive thru: pleazz jason theres people behin
jason finds out that B only left a $50 tip and makes him pay the waiter’s rent
jason: the french revolution had the right idea when they beheaded all the rich bitches
bruce, frantically calculating a 600% tip: please son we’ve talked about this
some stupid white european with ugly teeth: oh no refugees make me sad but we innocent europeans cannot take in all of them because our people will suffer and we can’t pay for everything :(((
me, knowing that the wealth of most, if not all european nations, is built on imperialism, colonialism, and/or the exploitation of migrant workers, immigrants of color, jewish people, and rromani people:
bongdanceking 