pinkmanic

yelnatszeroni:

Man: “Lesbians are ugly.”

Lesbians who could give a rat’s ass about being attractive based on the heterosexual male standard of beauty:

hey i have a favor to ask from astronomers, can y’all put little krakens on the edges of maps of the observable universe to denote that we don’t know what’s past that

deepnest:

see-you-space-catboy:

see-you-space-catboy:

mosquito on my screen he hasn’t moved in the past 5 minutes

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

anon:

Can I just let you know that I regret nothing more in my life right now than the fact that I stopped being able to read just around when I started following you because your snippets and beginnings are so good but I read more than 2k words and my brain starts banging pots and pans ://

lesbianchrispine:

oh noooo babe try this lil guy (i’m on mobile so excuse the shitty formatting): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11070231

also the one i linked last night has what i fondly refer to as “epic scene breaks” lol so it’s easily broken up into like 8 individual mini-stories that can be digested in separate sittings! that’s kind of always how i write lol i am the same as far as needing to like, go to another thing after 2k lmao