The best fictional relationships are two dudes on a long running TV show who are so repressed and so awful and irredeemable that the only people they can be with is each other but they can’t realize that. Bob and Pete from mad men. Mac and Dennis from always sunny. Tom and Tom from vanderpump rules.
Danny Devito is the Bacchus of our era. Though there is nothing in him that would appear to be pleasing to the eye, all our hedonistic pleasures spawn from him, until he inevitably becomes pleasure itself
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY I You will find me among the Maenads, frenzied in the woods and rending the limbs of passing intrusive men