Jenna: *kicks the door open looking totally panicked*
Jenna: What did you do?
Julien: Nobody died!
Jenna: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Author: pinkmanic
got my ass ate at claires
twitter: wow this website is terrible! in the new update all the videos autoplay now 😦 this is an inconvenience to me. oh wait i can turn this off actually its fine. still gonna complain about it though
tumblr: i wonder what this month’s outrageous mistake will be. ah yes, an ocean of blank comments. just another day on the social media platform that is programmed by howler monkeys
it is okay to gasp at the sunset every single evening like it is the first sunset you have ever seen. it is okay to take photos of everything you find pretty. it is okay to laugh about something that happened a week ago (it is okay to laugh entirely too much). it is okay to say that the sunlight looks like honey, that the world looks like a dream today. it is okay to memorize poems by heart and recite them to people who make your heart feel warm. it is okay to take this life and weave it golden. don’t let anyone tell you that you are silly or dramatic or stupid. you are beautiful. you have beautiful eyes through which everything sparkles and nothing goes unnoticed and you are so loved for that.
drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!!
how’s there still gasoline left how many ducking dinosaurs turned to liquid I swear we got to have used all it by now
lesbianchrispine replied to your post : lesbianchrispine replied to your post : U do kno…
the twink of your time was chris pine a;sldkjfa;lsdkjf
Listen, chris pine is a twink for /all/ time but leo is a twink for some time, y’know? now that i’ve said this i’ve realized i’d much rather be pine than leo
lesbianchrispine replied to your post : U do kno exactly what to say dont u! Already done,…
N*CE can u literally believe i was a teenager when leo was still a twink lmao
Gosh I am so jealous, where is the twink leo of our time? ((why don’t enough ppl pay attention to me for me to be the twink leo of our time?))
“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

