goosemixtapes:

me, 0.2 seconds after arriving in the good place, waving my arms like i’m flagging down a taxi: janet. janet janet janet janet

janet, appearing beside me with her customer service smile: yes, max goosemixtapes?

me: the author of my immortal. was she genuine or

annevbonny:

when EM forster said “a happy ending was imperative. i shouldn’t have bothered to write otherwise,” i felt that 

myautisticmoods:

I’m autistic and I don’t know shit about coding and am hardly good at math. We out here ✌️

biboysarebeautiful:

non-binary bisexuals are so good and so valid..

hungwy:

Getting hickeys is the easiest and most passive way to let your friends and family know you FUCK

susiethemoderator:

gluten-free-pussy:

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

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