Author: pinkmanic
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10/10 would bang.
But also:
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
You must complete 21 laps around the giant fireball in space before you can drink the yellow plant liquid that makes you thirsty
as far as i can tell the lesbian romantic ideal in my 30s is someone who wants to move into my second bedroom and let me cook for them and hang out a lot and cuddle watching tv before bed but ultimately not sleep in the same bed more than half the time because it’s just. let’s not pretend we don’t get better sleep when we have the entire mattress to ourselves and why should my wife deny herself that
imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..





