if you make the grandmaster super wealthy and like, refined in your human au fuck you… make him the proprietor of one of those weird touristy rural floridian gas stations where they sell unlicensed disney merch, scammy “discount” disney park pass vacation bundles with payment plans, alligator purses, live alligators, airbrush t shirts, and questionable beachy souvenirs like baby sharks preserved in jars of goo… lokis on a solo road trip, his car breaks down and it’s so hot so he decides to wait for the tow truck in the gas station he passed about a mile back and the manager starts hitting on him and it becomes like a cheesy black comedy porno
i FORGOT the absolutely CRUCIAL detail that after his walk loki is REALLY sunburned
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