Month: November 2018
you ever just sit back and think like
yo
i really don’t care
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
I don’t trust reddit because it’s the only social network whose users don’t hate the website they’re using. twitter users hate twitter. snapchat users hate snapchat. but reddit users will get a neck tattoo of the goofy little alien friend and name their first born son r/gaming
Big misconception about me: I’m not sassy—I don’t like that word—or thick-skinned just because I’m a comedian. I’m peppy and vulnerable and a lovebug, and that’s what drew me to comedy.
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
Taako: wears 5 different outfits in one day
Justin: doesn’t wash his jeans for half a year
courage is the solution to despair. reason provides no answers. I can’t know what the future will bring. we have to choose despite uncertainty. wisdom is holding two contradictory truths in our mind simultaneously: hope and despair. a life without despair is a life without hope. holding these two ideas in our head is life itself.
bongdanceking 