anyway that fucking john mulaney halloween instagram also made me Feel Things and i’d never previously Felt Things about john mulaney before
regret to report that i just went to his instagram and saw a picture of him cuddling a puppy
further regret to report
Month: November 2018
REGERET TO REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is fucking bullshit that i am not presently on a beach in italy in the arms of my husband who loves me. i’m going to bed
Please, I must know what a “shakespeare themed bathroom” looks like
it looks fucking awesome that’s what it looks like
Excuse me, what the fuck? And where do I find this shit, because now my life is incomplete.
gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong
every person in the car:
oh.. just made myself very very sad thinking about the phrase “lady killer” in reference to a man who’s suave and admirable… god i hate
in fucking hysterics over this comment on an old polygon video
okay but don’t forget the fact that they ACTUALLY DID THAT
bongdanceking 