Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?
Griffin: Yeah, yeah.
Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom
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