October 2018 – Page 50 – bongdanceking

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

it’s good to live in a country where people are constantly trying to enact political violence based on alternative media narratives with no relationship to reality whatsoever. I love it actually

yanderevenom:

normal brain: bonding with a symbiote gives you super powers

galaxy brain: symbiotes are made out of boyfriend material

god brain: symbiotes are free health care

heysadsavior:

I AM NOT A MONSTERFUCKER! I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK VENOM! I WANT EDDIE BROCK TO FUCK VENOM! IT’S DIFFERENT!!

i-am-a-fish:

wish i could be gay AND have money that’d be so cool

apparently early scorpio season is the time to relive my middle school obsession with 3oh!3 flakdjfhdfjk, came on the playlist this morning and now this is unfortunately IT!

shiftythrifting:

Owl Capone. Alton Exchange in Alton, IL.

gen-zee:

Nothing, I repeat nOTHING could ever replicate both the absolute chaos and unity created by Kahoot. But the question is, which kid are you?: The kid panicking over wifi signal? The kid going “bUT I CLICKED THE OTHER ONE”? The kid sighing in defeat? The kid screaming in pain? The kid shouting in joy? The kid who’s like “was I toooo fast? no. kashoot yourself bitch”? The kid who’s lost their soul to Kahoot? Every single one. You are and have been every single last one of these and if you say that you aren’t, you’re a fucking liar.