October 2018 – Page 224

mamoru:

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

poethrotsvitha:

grizzlyadventures:

positive-memes:

Truly amazing advice.

First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner

To all the brave women who have come forward:

anexperimentallife:

I believe you.

depressedanxietydeath:

ouranxiousthings:

reblog if you:

– flinch away when someone touches you.

– panic when you accidentally break an object.

– get scared when someone walks behind you.

– feel your heart rate increase at every sudden noise.

– are easily panicked by slightly-louder-than-normal sounds.

– stare apprehensively at your bedroom doorway for hours at night.

– have trouble making eye contact with people.

– always feel either too mature or too immature for your age.

– simultaneously crave and be terrified of physical contact.

because i do all of these

All of them…

quietlyglittering:

tastefullyoffensive:

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

robuttics:

ok i think i got all the letterkenny out of my system now

no wait there’s the last of it

afamineinyourheart:

goldshirt-cucumberpants:

startrekmademequeer:

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

deepnest:

zampl:

taliasturm:

I inject a can of nos directly into my veins and trigger the Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast animation sequence but when the camera pans back out of my ear canal I’m dead on the floor