“the words “oh my gods” evokes the exact same emotional fight-or-flight response in me as homestuck references” i dont get this??

sepulchritude:

bongdanceking:

sepulchritude:

The whole “oh my gods” thing was a phase a lot of people went through as preteens when they were really into a polytheistic religion (usually greek mythology but sometimes egyptian)

And everyone is deeply ashamed of the things they did and said as a preteen

Dont play or pretend like the yikes-ness of it wasnt in part due to the fact that a majority of it came from people in the pjo fandom and people claiming to be polytheistic thru that series alone

But also, every preteen is an idiot so who could blame them

Yeah true

whmost:

butterearsgaptooth:

I’m sorry but where are my cocktober memes?

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(    ノ                  ̄Y  

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ヽ   ヽ `  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  _ノ

    \   |   ⌒Y⌒   /  /

        | ヽ     |      ノ /

        \トー仝ーイ

             | ミ土彡/

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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁

AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN

👻🎃

HOE😏😩👅💦

every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽

coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉

send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃

IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋

IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮

BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃

If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

“the words “oh my gods” evokes the exact same emotional fight-or-flight response in me as homestuck references” i dont get this??

sepulchritude:

The whole “oh my gods” thing was a phase a lot of people went through as preteens when they were really into a polytheistic religion (usually greek mythology but sometimes egyptian)

And everyone is deeply ashamed of the things they did and said as a preteen

Dont play or pretend like the yikes-ness of it wasnt in part due to the fact that a majority of it came from people in the pjo fandom and people claiming to be polytheistic thru that series alone

But also, every preteen is an idiot so who could blame them

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