when mitski said,Ā ābut iāve been anywhere and itās not what i want, i want to be still with you,ā also when taylor swift said,Ā āso iāll watch your life in pictures like i used to watch you sleep and iāll feel you forget me like i used to feel you breathe and iāll keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are, hope itās nice where you are,ā also when lorde said,Ā ānow iāll fake it every single dayĀ ātil i donāt need fantasy,Ā ātil i feel you leave, iāll start letting go of little thingsĀ ātil iām so far away from you, far away from you,ā and finally when leonard cohen said,Ā āyou can add up the parts, you wonāt have the sum, you can strike up the match, there is no drum, every heart, every heart to love will come, but like a refugee.ā
ppl are so annoyingĀ āyou canāt paint ur bedroom pink youāre an adultā i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to āthink about the futureā
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as ā14 year old girl purpleā (through whatās wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I donāt know, even if theyāre not what I want as an adult). They didnāt believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a ādark purpleā, it would be ādepressingā. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, āOh yeah, thatās really pretty.ā (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck āem, please yourself. Either theyāll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be āmatureā about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that Iām 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, Iām just like āmarriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.ā If they donāt like it then they donāt have to come to my wedding.
News that Venom is bad has only fuelled my desire to see it. Critics are comparing it to circa 2000s superhero movies Ć la Daredevil, Hulk and Catwoman, which means Iām going to be in that theatre living my best LIFE. Those kinds of movies are real bad but ALSO?? ICONIC. Not to mention that thereās even an original Venom song by Eminem ????? HELLO??? Big Daredevil (2003) Fighting Crime To Bring Me To Life by Evanescence Energy. Amen and best wishes to future me when sheās finally watching that masterpiece.
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