biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga

me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity crisis 

me: *reaches automatically for coaster, catches sight of my reflection in my newly purchased wine glasses that were on sale*: i don’t know who you are anymore

“i’m not a fan of embellishments on throw pillows, they tend to snag” I say, and gasp in horror at what I’ve become

brainstatic:

When Democrats swept the 2006 midterms, they immediately went to work opening all these investigations into the Bush administration with widely publicized hearings and testimonies from all the biggest White House officials. By September of 2007 they got the Attorney General to resign in disgrace, a feat that was in no small part due to the efforts of Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer and Patrick Leahy on the Judiciary Committee. But pundits and podcasters who were in puberty at the time keep telling me these weak establishment norm-lovers won’t touch Trump if they take power.

transgirlnausicaa:

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