So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and
I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine
Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:
Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying
Um
Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;
This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day
tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;
JUMBA NO
Here’s more, this is going to be a long post
Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you
Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop
Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch
Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?
Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment
WHY
Good boy. You get him Philip
I just love how he does 630 experiments… And do any of them outright fail? Don’t make it to term, die from horrible complications of splicing together various genomes? No, just… he didn’t like how evil this one in particular was, on to the next one.
And the one which made it was designed to steal everyone’s left shoe.
You know, I hate that schools have a tendency to turn a lot of people off from reading, just because they not only refuse to adapt it but also force kids to read things they might not want to, making reading feel more like a chore or like homework than a fun activity you can just do. The entire concept of Summer Reading work is, in fact, doing more to hurt how kids feel about reading than it is to engage them or make them enjoy it. When I was in high school, everyone just read like the Sparknotes version so we could pass the test and do things that were actually fun rather than being forced to read something we weren’t remotely interested in.
Like yes, reading can indeed be very fun. During those silent reading times I had a blast reading Hitchhiker’s Guide to the point I just laughed uncontrollably in the middle of class. Reading can be great. But maybe let’s not try to sell kids on the concept of reading being fun with “The Scarlet Letter” as the advertisement. Because all that’s going to do is make them hate reading.
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