astrosoeur:

Aries: smoky jazz clubs of the 20′s, bruised peaches, baroque paintings, the suspense of a preying lion, heavy breathing, midnight rendez-vous, poppy fields, the curiosity of a child, venus de milo & thunder. 

Taurus: forehead kisses, the
cool shadows under a tree on a warm day, film noir, lounging in silk,
blowing off dandelion seeds, ladybugs, the smell of sandalwood and
vanilla, serenity, fulfilled longings & peppermint tea.

Gemini: lillies, folie à deux, midday fatigue, silver-tongued monologues, blueberry-stained hands, the feeling of bottomless falling, tinsel thoughts, train whistles, fallen cities & change. 

Cancer: blushing,
worn book spines with golden embossing, budding roses, vertigo, the
smell of freshly brewed coffee, jupiter, the hazy moments before fully
waking up, freckles on golden cheeks, picnic baskets & nostalgia.

Leo: dimmed lighting, the sound of a woman in heels approaching, short-lived chimeras, masquerades, withered flowers, passion-inflicted bruises, immortality, dust-covered art, cars speeding by & the Odysessean gods. 

Virgo: foggy mornings, french braids, the ticking of clocks, smudged ink, melancholy, trembling hands of new lovers, butterflies, dry humor, the smell of the forest post-rain, ancient statues, words unspoken & gooseberries.

Libra: dewed branches at dawn, honeyed words, listening to the soft beating of a lovers heart, seeing things through rose-colored glasses, balancing on one foot, swans, late nights at the opera, elderflower & small sighs. 

Scorpio: the sense of impending doom, secretive whispers, red velvet drapes (à  la Twin Peaks), an heart brimming over, slow boudoir dancing, peeking over edges, figs, a cello playing in the distance & wry smiles. 

Sagittarius: honey, candlelight silhouettes, nighthawks by edward hopper, wine-stained lips, the void, vast wheat fields, comfortable shared silences, entangled lovers, broken hourglasses & whirlwinds. 

Capricorn: goosebumps, languor, ravens, the aloof smile of someone reminiscing, board games, sleeping in, pine trees swaying in the wind, stargazing, sea foam, castle halls, tangles & wordless understanding.

Aquarius: candelabras, nightly walks, the crashing of waves, hydrangeas, pondering over a cigarette, contrasts, an air of ‘je ne sais quoi’, subtle glances, the climaxes of classical symphonies & avalanches.

Pisces: pressed flowers, cloudy days, faded memories, cryptic symbolism in dreams, waltzes, van gogh paintings, dried tears, sand slipping through your fingers, the desire to dissolve into your surroundings, seashells & lingering touches. 

soulofsaturn:

[or, how to lose the respect of each sign]

aries can’t stand those who back down from a fight. If you’re the type that doesn’t deal with shit head-on, hesitate during a crucial moment, or use underhanded means to achieve your ends, aries won’t give you no respect!

taurus can’t deal with impatient, temperamental, or controlling personalities. If you’re competitive, always in a hurry, and have no chill, chances are, they think you’re an idiot. Overly-emotional, impractical people get no respect from taurus.

gemini hates boring people. That’s pretty much it- you might be the most horrible person ever, like a serial killer or some shit, but as long as you’re interesting, gemini is down to clown. The second you start to bore them, you won’t get no respect.

cancer doesn’t like people who joke about emotions, lack sympathy, or poke fun at their flaws (even playfully). If you’re a sagittarius loud, flaky, and always have to be out and doing something, instead of enjoying the comfort of family and home, cancer can’t respect you.

leo doesn’t like stingy, serious, reserved personalities. If you’re a capricorn tight-fisted workaholic who can’t just let loose and have fun, stay away. If you withhold praise and affection, the lion won’t give you no respect.

virgos are grossed out by lots of shit egotistical personalities. If you’re the type to brag, fish for compliments, or hog the spotlight, keep away. People who are irresponsible, gloss over details, and don’t play by the rules, get no respect from virgo. 

libra can’t stand selfish people. If you put yourself first, take more than you give in a relationship, or are prone to being blunt and tactless, do libra a favor and gtfo. Those who create awkward situations or hurt others, even inadvertently, get no respect from libra.

scorpio hates lots of shit, but if you’re shallow, fake, or prone to bending the truth for any reason, you’re basically dead to them. Tbh, scorpio is tied with gemini when it comes to hating boring (uncomplicated) people. If you’re not deep, or only pretend to be ‘deep’ to seem cool, scorpio will give u NO respect.

sagittarius can’t stand nit-pickers or worry warts. If you’re afraid of roller-coasters, spiders, etc, that’s fine. Sags understand fear. But, if you’re too much of a coward to try to conquer your fear, sagittarius automatically loses respect. If you’re bogged down by fear or focus on little details/flaws, just stay away.

capricorns don’t have respect for whiners or rule-breakers. If you can’t deal with your problems independently and maturely, if you stir up unnecessary trouble, and if you half-ass your work (esp in a group project) cap will give u no respect.

aquarius doesn’t care for stupidity. If you’re ignorant, bigoted, and let your emotions run amok instead of thinking things through logically, aquarius has no respect for you. Republicans and traditionalists, keep your distance.

pisces is a lot like libra. If you’re selfish or lack sympathy, you are not okay in their book. Also, if you’re too focused on material details, like being on time, thinking too much about money, and preoccupied with fleeting, earthly issues, pisces will give u no respect. 

captainamericagf:

fathers are all guilty until proven innocent