Some asshole: astrology and tarot aren’t real, it’s always vague enough to relate to anyone. Anyway, I want a reading so I can prove my point.
Me: okay, I’ll draw a card for you
Some asshole: what’s it say?
Me: that you’re a fucking dick
Some asshole: astrology and tarot aren’t real, it’s always vague enough to relate to anyone. Anyway, I want a reading so I can prove my point.
Me: okay, I’ll draw a card for you
Some asshole: what’s it say?
Me: that you’re a fucking dick