September 2018 – Page 96

one-piece-of-harry:

putmymusiconshuffleidareyou:

putmymusiconshuffleidareyou:

one-piece-of-harry:

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[Criminal, or Steve. Or someone] give it to me straight. Why is some kid swinging around and beating up people in Queens?

[Peter] First of all, nothing I do is straight.

[Villain punches him]

[Peter] this is homophobia.

[Someone. Probably Tony] he said nothing about gay people, though?

[Peter] but he hit me. So again. Homophobia.

[Tony] you could not have picked a worse time to come out of the closet.

[Peter] bold of you to assume I was ever in the closet to begin with. I’ve been giving off Chaotic Twink Energy my whole damn life.

Aunt may: so why can’t you get your driver’s license again??

Peter: I’m???? Gay????

higgopriff:

Evidence for gay Sirius
Black:

Straight up ignored
girls, despite getting loads of attention from them

Lived with Lupin in at
least two different houses (‘lie low at Lupin’s’ and ‘Lupin, who was
staying in the house with Sirius’)

Bought joint Christmas
presents for his godson with a bloke

About clocked Snape for
attacking Lupin

‘Too busy being a rebel
to settle down’ or alternatively ‘too busy just straight up loving
men to get a wife/girlfriend’

Evidence for straight Sirius Black:

Had a poster on the
wall of his childhood bedroom

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the-wasp:

things the Queer Eye cast did: THAT

manchurian-candycane:

mynoregon:

How can I reblog this a million times? The 1% are master manipulators.

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

space-cadet-max-mars:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

Getting this window open was absolutely as satisfying and rewarding as I needed it to be. i love being able to hear nature buzz and shuffle while cars slide past. Im just sitting here staring into the night, listening… Feel warm inside 💙

grim-anatomist:

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

metabutch:

saw a lesbian today…. effervescent

lmaonade:

ecstaticunicorns:

this is so sad alexa play take it back by jimmy buffet; nautical wheelers byjimmy buffet; jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet; steamer by jimmy buffet; treat her liKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET; MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET; WHEN SALOMEPLAYS THE DRUM BY JAMES BUFFET; HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, what the FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU (i had a case of the mondays!) are you fucking HAUNTED? are you fucking POSSESSED? you USED to be my BROTHER