Freshmen college housing is so chaotic because it’s really the only situation I can think of where a person who gives so little shit about anyone else that they’d have sex with someone while someone else is trying to sleep five feet away, and a person who is so painfully shy that’d they wouldn’t be able to even speak up about it so they’d just let it happen
Could end up roommates.
And then they both just live like that for a year
Rent is 12,000 dollars
people tagging that they were the ones having sex while their roommate was there are the least valid people on this site
I think everyone should get one Change Your Name For Free card. you can’t use it before you turn 16 (we’d be inundated with Batmans and Optimus Primes) but once you do, when and how you use it is completely free game.
trans? go for it
cis, but hate your birth name? me too bitch, have at
pissed off some shady people and need a new cover? go ham my man
accidentally told your name to a fae and need a new one, like, now??? there’s a self-service name change kiosk at your local town square
wanna change your name to Big Crinchy for the fuck of it??? it’s free and easy. live your best goddamn life
why does every father have the emotional intelligence of a flea
toxic masculinity
Not my dad, shut it
Okay it’s great that your father doesn’t fall into this category – my father doesn’t, either – but I don’t think that’s a very good reason for telling others to shut it.
Because it says “every father”, and I’m not here for that. I’m not here for making that an expectation, or making it normal. Some fathers, maybe. Not every father.
if your father was so great why’d he raise such a dipshit
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold
bongdanceking 