Month: September 2018

theglowpt2:

i love the social network but if mark zuckerberg was real that’d be so fucked up

thejohntent:

i rlly am not interested in whether men are made uncomfortable by feminism because i am made uncomfortable by men every day of my life

sophrosynic:

pochowek:

(sees communist revolution out my window) (brushing teeth furiously for 10 minutes straight because i know thats the last time when im gonna use my own personal toothbrush)

*me banging furiously on the door* MARX SAID ITS MY TURN TO USE THE TOOTHBRUSH

thes3nator:

engimemeing:

engimemeing:

looks like a meme, talks like a meme, but it is not, in fact, a meme.

this is what im talking about

I’d only vote for the Zodiac Killer if 1) they locked the rest of the Senate up with him and 2) those 6 years are the time limit he has to sew an 100-foot long American flag out of their skin, climb up to the top of the capital with it, and successfully fly it from the top for the remainder of his term

fix-a-h3eart-today:

T- Time
I-Interest
T- Thoughtfulness
S- Some titties

sayri:

new ask meme: whats my Thing. Like my Brand™ on tumblr.com

arcadiamancer:

sunsetender:

luvfrog:

luvfrog:

dare i say? slimes are the frogs of minecraft

………..   the results dont lie

consider:

love me a good slog